Crippled Hookers Towing and Taxi service

If you’re in Sewanee or Monteagle and need a ride for a group, Crippled Hookers Taxi is the move. They took our group of 15 up to Top of the Rock, then over to The Caverns, and safely back to our rental home in Sewanee — all without a hitch. The rides were half the fun. Amazing conversations, great stories, good music, and yes… Dwight even played his theme song for us: “Crippled hookers towing cuttin’ through the rain, call Dwight he won’t strain!” The whole group loved it. Super kind, easygoing, and genuinely fun to be around. Bonus: they were cheaper than the local shuttle services and way more entertaining. 10/10 recommend. Would absolutely book them again.

This guy came out at 10:30 pm an loaded my truck from my son place of work brought it to my house and was courteous, Respectful, polite and friendly took time unloading to make sure nothing hit or got tore up ! To the young man helping in witch he said was his Son in law you are Avery well mannered an respectful called me ma’ma the whole time he spoke to me if you ever break down lock your keys up or lose them just give them a call thank you both a job well done

We were coming back from vacation and broke down at the top of the mountain. Thank goodness the nice lady inside the Pilot recommended this tow company/cab service to me. The owner and his son in law were some of the nicest and most helpful ppl I have come across in a while. They gave us a ride back to our home and even didn’t mind that we had our dog with us. 10-10 recommend!

Extremely efficient and so kind in helping us remove the boulder out from under our car! They also helped me line all the rocks back up. They were amazing to work with!

I enjoyed my taxi ride. Very nice guy with an amazing personality and great service all at a good price! I wouldn’t recommend anyone else! Answered on the first ring! 100% recommend!